Chapter 22.2

By | March 16, 2017

sorry for the very very late post, I have an American History and a Health test tomorrow and a calc exam on Saturday, rip me. Updates will be really really really slow next week too, last week of school until spring break and my teachers are throwing tests at me like money. But when spring break comes! I’LL RELEASE AS MANY CHAPTERS AS I CAN+1 Sponsored Chapter thanks to Marie Q!!!

try to guess my age!! I’m curious of how old you guys think I am! and pls don’t say 5, I get that a lot. lolololololol

let’s play a game; if anyone can get my age right, I’ll squeeze in the sponsored chapter on friday instead of waiting till spring break!

and the story is getting good, soon we will know if Ah Yao *smirk* is truly…..a ghost. (BABABUM- beethoven’s side effects)

ALSO IMPORTANT NOTICE:

as you can see, this chapter took me quite a while, the main problem was the slang and weird language the fans were saying, chapters with the forum and Mo Zhen’s fans take me twice as long as normal chapters, if anyone, anyone, with any chinese modern knowledge and knows chinese can just be my “Please help me person” and can just tell me what certain sentences mean, I can get updates out a lot quicker because these weird slangs are making my head spin. So please! It’ll be pretty rare that I’ll hit you up, but it can quicken updates by a lot!

Please check out my teasers section, I add something almost everyday!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

AH YAO!!!!

Chapter 22.2 : Sadako Strikes Again

 

“Meow.” Ah Yao closed her eyes, appearing to completely ignore the person beside her.

  ”I’m afraid that I’ll crush you in my sleep.” Mo Zhen poked her. Poking her small, fluffy black head was very addictive for some strange reason.

  Ah Yao finally mercilessly opened her eyes, glanced at Mo Zhen, and then moved a few centimeters away.

  Mo: “…”

  Forget it, something was better than nothing. He wasn’t the one who was going to get crushed anyway.

  Ah Yao slept very satisfyingly as if she had a pair of wings and was floating in the clouds. Mo Zhen, of course, did not actually crush her in his sleep. Truthfully, Mo Zhen has always been a very good sleeper.

  Although Tang Qiang and Mo Zhen had “broken up” yesterday, the morning call was on time as always. When Mo Zhen was finished washing, Ah Yao was still struggling to open her eyes. Mo Zhen dressed, walked over and touched the little kitten, “You stay at home today.”

  Previously, because of the bearded uncle, Ah Yao was banned to stay at home for a while. Thebearded uncle had given up trying to go to the studio to catch the ghost, but now Ah Yao was a cat.

  The conclusion was that she would still have to stay at home until she could figure out how to get out of the cat.

  Ah Yao was very much against the decision, but no matter how much she tried to curry favour with him, Mo Zhen refused to change his mind, and so she lay wiped out on the floor as if she were dead.

  Mo Zhen, as usual, had to leave early and he came back late. During the time he wasn’t at home, Ah Yao usually laid there in front of the computer screen, surfing the internet on information about Mo Zhen.

  The first thing she clicked on was still the forum.Ah Yao logged into her [Sadako] ID and she began to diligently damage Mo Zhen’s reputation on every post she could find.

  ”Zhenzi will finally release a new album at the end of year, I’ve waited for so long! Φ ( ω *)”

  ” (* ° ° *) heard that the lyrics of the main song will be written personally by Mo Zhen, how wonderful!”

  ”Zhenzi’s entire life cannot be explained!!”

  ”Your Male God does not have an inch of affection in him, he even abuses small animals, can you believe it!”

  …

  ”I got into the God Forbidden Zone 3 studio! Gao Sen is so handsome my entire blood tank exploded when I saw him, when I finally started to breathe, they started to REPO!”

     (did a quick search on Baidu and it says “to record the situation at scene” so I’m gonna guess it means they started to film)

  ”Mark !!!”

  ”Landlord this tone is a little slow ah← _ ←”

  ”The landlord isn’t here to cheat us all right?”

  ”Your Male God doesn’t have an inch of affection in him, he even bullies small animals, can you believe it!”

  …

  ”Everyday swipe the card, Zhenzi is very handsome, hehe.”

  ”[Picture] ← lick everyday three times and then can go to sleep.”

  ”I am new, this the first time I swipe the card, please advise me (* / ω \ *)”

  ”Your Male God doesn’t have an inch of affection in him, he even bullies small animals, can you believe it!”

  …

  Finally, after Ah Yao had diligently smeared Mo Zhen’s reputation all through the forum, the Zhenzi fans that were in discussion were very angry.

  [The one called Sadako come here! I promise I won’t beat you to death!!]

  Ah Yao was diligently reading through all the posts, trying to find any posts that she had not smeared Mo Zhen’s black powder on when she accidently pressed the paste key.

(Black powder = hating on a celebrity and saying bad things)

  Blinking her eyes, Ah Yao’s paws clattered on the keyboard and pasted it on yet another post –

  You think that if you have an automatic reply set on the forum that I will be afraid of you!!!

  Ah Yao: “…”

  When did she set an automatic reply? She obviously worked very hard to copy and paste it!!!!

  ”2333333 Curse the landlord~ ~ ~”

  ”Leaving a message before it becomes a hot tweet!”

  ”Sadako, ask how to set up an automatic reply in the forum.”

  ”I thought she was still hidden!”

  ”Zhenzi has never raised a pet before okay! How can he abuse them? Black Powder please have some IQ

  ”Look upstairs, it is estimated that later a picture of the truth will emerge from the landlord. Remember the fruit pudding incident?”

  As Ah Yao looked at the replies on her screen, she became more and more angry, she meowed a cry and angrily looked at the screen.

     “If you don’t believe me I’ll take a picture and show it to you guys!”

  Thinking about this, she yet again accidently pressed the paste button on the keyboard –

  ”Your Male God doesn’t have an inch of affection in him, he even bullies small animals, can you believe it!”

  ”…”

  ”…”

  ”…”

  The next ten floors were relatively quieter.

  ”Sadako’s IP is closed.”

  ”Moderator is great!

  ”Photo ~ eggplant ~”

  ”Hahahaha the moderator of this forum is a big fan of Zhenzi.

  Ah Yao: “…”

  She tried to poke her head into other posts, but found that the reply box at the very bottom of the screen was truly gone.

  …

  FML what kind of stupid forum is this! Being banned like this is unlawful! Did they not know how hard she worked to visit the forum? They even closed her IP! Now she can’t even entertain herself anymore!

  Ah Yao angrily closed the forum, shut the computer and jumped to the sofa to play dead.

  When Mo Zhen came back from the studio, Ah Yao was lying on the sofa fast asleep. Before going to the sofa, Mo Zhen looked down at the sleeping kitten and the corners of his mouth could not help but lift up a little.

  When the little guy fell asleep, he was very cute.

  He took out his phone from his bag. Mo Zhen selected the camera, and facing Ah Yao, he took a picture of the small kitten and uploaded it to Weibo.

 

 

#don’tgetbannedlikeAhYao

#I’vedoneitbeforeitisn’tfun

 

oh god I can’t stop laughing, this popped up when I searched up black kitty

#sorrynotsorry

okay it’s slightly terrifying but yolo

Chapter 22.1
Chapter 23.1

20 thoughts on “Chapter 22.2

  1. Rena

    Sadako words comes true hahahahhh
    Please gimme the next chapter….

    Reply
  2. kiki

    17?
    Thanx for the update. Ah Yao is so adorable. I just lol whenever I imagine a cat surfing the web and trying to type in a forum. Chestnut is hilairous.

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    1. Xixi Post author

      my question is how does one type with a humongous paw, I can barely type with human hands, *clap clap clap* our Ah Yao has many talents, too bad she doesn’t have any talent in seducing Mo Zhen rip

      omg I just imagine kitty Ah Yao lying in front of the computer in a sexy pose and whispering seductively to Mo Zhen,

      “did you miss me baby?”

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        1. Xixi Post author

          Paint me like one of your French girls” murmured Ah Yao as her paw stroked Mo Zhen’s cheek

          HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

          Reply
  3. Kalmaegi

    Zhenzhen just wanted a share a picture of his Ghost Wife turned kitten. Really, Ah Yao…you should have been more patient. Haha I wonder if our family’s Goudan from Marriage Concerto gonna turn up here soon? I’m only reading the translation and not the raws. Wow exams, rip~~

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  4. Faina

    18 years old?
    Seems like Mo Zhen is more affectionate towards her cat form compared to her ghost form XD
    hahaha. . .

    Reply
  5. Dally

    Probably you’re 16. Thanks for the chapter. Hopefully someone will guess your age correctly!!!!

    Reply
  6. MrsNyan

    Since 19,18,17,… were already guessed…
    I’ll even go as far as guessing 13!
    (Please don’t hit me)

    p.s. the sexy whispers of a Xiao Yao Kitty were too much for my stomach. rofl xD

    Reply
  7. Novel otaku desu

    I will bet 15 years old *whistle*

    I-it is not like you have told me your age okay? *avert eyes*

    Reply

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